Wednesday, June 12, 2024


    Spaghetti Thumbs is the fastest-growing (that might not be true — we don’t know because we haven’t connected Google Analytics) independent fake news media in America…and possible the world (again that statement has not been verified by anyone).

    We are a media source free from the truth and influence of any government, corporation, or political party — but not our moms — we still do what they say and that is what makes us different than other media organizations. Our goal is simple — to bring a smile to our readers by delivering real news that’s real fake. Life can be overwhelmingly depressing at times and that’s why Spaghetti Thumbs brings you the most accurate fake news so that you can form your own opinions about the most significant topics of our time.

    Here at Spaghetti Thumbs we don’t follow the unhealthy trend of truthful agenda-driven journalism that seeks to bend the rules and mislead. We were taught if you don’t have any thing nice to say — make it up (we just made that up too). We use our principles of mockery, satire, and just plain old buffoonery as our guiding light. We highlight in our reporting the stupidity of humanity for the benefit of society.

    Spaghetti Thumbs was founded in a distant dream a long long time ago in the United States (more specifically California, more more specifically a tiny over prices crap shack in Southern California that will definitely fall victim to fire or the Big One) in response to the growing culture of politically correctness, cancel culture, and censorship.

    Spaghetti Thumbs has NOT received any awards for our reporting of fake news. We may just have to hold our own awards show so we can win some.

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