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    WHITE HOUSE — Christmas morning has come and gone and everyone wants to know what President Joe Biden got under his tree.

    “The President has revived a very special gift this year,” said White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki. “President Biden has revived hundreds of specially engineered silver bars in which the White House will be retrofitted with.”

    When asked if the “silver bars” to which Psaki referred to were in fact handicap grab bars, Psaki issued this statement, “These are not handicap grab bars as the President does not need such help with walking for he is the most fit, most healthy 79 year-old President we have ever had.”

    Psaki further addressed the President’s Christmas gift as a much needed tool that the White House needed so that it could be all inclusive to old people, of which the President is not yet one of.

    The White House also added that “silver bars” would be mandated by all places the President visits.

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