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    Biden Goes Back To Kindergarten To Learn Simple Math

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    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With inflation mounting and the White House trying to get a handle on the economy, President Biden has re-enrolled in kindergarten to better understand simple math.

    Press secretary Jen Psaki has this to say about the importance of such a political move, “The issue of spending more than one makes is not a simple issue and most Americans cannot fathom what it takes to live on a budget. The issue is so complex that the President has decided to re-enroll in kindergarten to better understand the fundamentals of basic math in order to get a grip on the mounting inflation that was once not higher than it is now.”

    Mrs. Jenkins, kindergarten teacher for Westmont elementary, in the President’s home state of Scranton, PA., had this to say about teaching the President, “He is an absolute pleasure to teach — I don’t even know he’s here half the time. Little Joey just loves his naps and juice boxes. And I’m not entirely sure why, but I think he is a little forgetful, but otherwise he’s s an absolute blessing to this class.”

    Some of the President’s classmates had this to say, “He keeps stealing all my lunch money,” and “He snores really loud AND he takes my crayons,“ and “he keeps ordering me to not play kickball.”

    Most Americans are hopeful that after President Joe Biden graduates from kindergarten that he will have the tools necessary to fix the economy.

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