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    GLASGOW, SCOTLAND — President Joe Biden has suffered from a nap during the COP26 Climate Summit.

    “I will be handling this press conference as the President is still suffering from Napping,” stated Press Secretary Jan Psaki. “Yes, the President has suffered from the devastating side effects of climate change. This should be a stark reminder that old people get tired and fall asleep when it gets too hot. And because of global warming it is hotter than ever and really old people like the President suffer from Napping.”

    Jan Psaki was quick to end the press conference and did not take any questions. But House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had this to say, “This is a problem of pandemic size, almost all of our government is deathly old and all suffers from Napping. We must do everything we can to control the climate — we must learn how to bring the weather under our submission like the American public or we will indefinitely nap all the time.”

    Spaghetti Thumbs will continue tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…sorry I must have fallen victim to Napping.

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