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    MANHATTAN, NY — Big Bird announced that he had gotten his vaccination and also an invite to Thanksgiving at the White House with President Joe Biden.

    “I got the COVID-19 vaccine today,” tweeted Big Bird. “And the President has officially thanked me for getting the message out to all you young people and he has personally invited me to the White House for Thanksgiving dinner. My wing is still sore but I can’t wait to go.”

    Those tweets came from Big Bird weeks before thanksgiving and sadly would be his last. In a press conference held this morning from the White House press room, the Swedish Chief had this to say,” I cuoked zee-a beeggest burd I cuould bork, bork, de bork.”

    President Biden who is still napping from too much Big Bird on Thanksgiving had White House Press Secretary and interpreter, Jen Psaki, translate what the Swedish Chef had to say, “Big Bird is big bird — the biggest bird I have ever cooked. The President wanted a big bird for Thanksgiving so I cook the biggest bird I could find.”

    Jen Psaki said the mix up was tragic but unavoidable and then blamed former President Trump for the mistake citing his policies on immigration. “Trump instituted horrible policies on bird migration which led to the tragedy that befell on Big Bird.”

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