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    Catholic Church To Start Selling Pot To Avoid Being Shut Down Amid COVID Surge

    Winter COVID surges are here and out of fear of being shut back down one Catholic Church has begun to sell pot in their...

    Israel’s Finds 11th Commandment — Thou Shalt Be Vaccinated

    JERUSALEM — Israel’s Prime Minister, Naftali Bennett, announced this morning that he has found a stone tablet containing the 11th commandment — Thou Shalt...

    With Rising Costs Church Goes Digital With Communion

    HOUSTON, TX — Lakewood Church, a mega church that boasts one of the largest congregations, has found a creative way to beat the rising...

    Pastor Bikes 2,500 Miles To Go To Disneyland Sparks A Movement

    Mike Juniper, pastor of Lakeview Mega Church, in Southern California, has spent the last 6 months biking across the United States to go to...

    God Creates Vaccine Calls It Antibodies

    Some scientists have recently discover that God has made a vaccine for COVID-19. Named Antibodies, the natural vaccine, was believed to be in circulation...

    L.A. County Supervisors Vote For Universal Basic Salvation

    LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors unanimously voted the passage of universal basic salvation for a select group of...

    Catholic Church Raises Price Of Indulgences For Unvaccinated People

    ROME — Pope Francis announced that due to mounting political pressure the church would raise the prices of indulgences for unvaccinated parishioners. “This is not...

    Pastor Arrested For Saying Amen Not Awomen

    PORTLAND, OR — John Lightly, the pastor of Faith Baptist Church was arrested over the weekend for concluding his prayer with amen. Lightly was arrested...

    Satan Moves To San Francisco For More Hellish Place To Live

    Looking for a place worse than his current home of Hell, Satan has temporarily relocated to San Francisco to bask in the city’s happy...

    The Catholic Church Installs Separate Confessional Booths For Vaccinated And Unvaccinated

    VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis announced today that the Catholic Church will install separate confessional booths for those who wish to confess their sins...

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