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    BEIJING, CHINA—President of the People’s Republic of China Xi Jinping announced Monday that they have hired seven professional laughers to constantly laugh at the United States.

    “We believe that stupidity should be publicly shamed,” stated President Jinping.

    “The United States will not put up with this level of mockery,” slowly responded President Biden to President Xi Jinping after waking from his afternoon nap. “And while we do not condone such actions, the U.S. to will pay China for the professional laughers minimum wage plus inflation.” President Biden concluded by stating that he planned to increase the nations inflation rate later this week.

    John Kerry, who currently serves as U.S. Special Presidential Envoy for Climate, commented on the matter by stating, “ the rising temperatures across our country is no laughing matter. China will pay for their global emissions.”

    President Xi Jinping did not respond to Kerry but had an intern to China’s Vice President send him a message via Facebook that’s said, “please continue to spend more money on climate change and less on your army!”

    Facebook has highlighted the intern’s remarks as free speech.

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