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    Government Now Allows You To Print Money At Home

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    WASHINGTON D.C. — White House press secretary Jen Psaki said that the federal government would soon allow people to print money from the comfort of their own home starting this Friday.

    According to President Biden the move is to help with a shortage of staff at the Federal Reserve. Sources close to Spaghetti Thumbs report that no one is currently working at the Reserve right now as they are all “working” from home.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said that they plan on raising the debt ceiling to infinity next month and that is not only the right of the government to spend free money, but that the people of this county also have the right to spend the governments free money also.

    The machine named Free is manufactured by Hunter Biden’s new startup company Nep—O—Tism Inc., and while free to the people it will be sold to the government at a cost of one million per unit.

    Jan Psaki assured the public that there is nothing wrong with the President’s son making the money machine and that all necessary steps have been taken to assure that only certain people are able to take advantage of this arrangement.

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