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    Democrat Governors across the Nation have found a way to easily declare a State of Emergency by creating an easy one touch button.

    The S.O.E declaration button allows state Governors to quickly and recklessly declare a State of Emergency at a whim.

    “I absolutely love the new S.O.E button,” said California Governor Gavin Newsom. “I cant say I really contributed much to the actual ideas as I was spending time with my kids walking around the block and stuff— but I love that I can just push the button and don’t even have to get out of bed.”

    “I helped create the S.O.E button so that I could quickly declare an emergency if someone sneezes,” said Vermont Governor Phil Scott. “If someone farts in an elevator — switch — I declare a health emergency. If someone drinks a highly sugary drink — switch — state of emergency. If someone picks their nose in their car — switch — state of emergency.”

    The S.E.O button also comes with a built in timer that the governor can set to extend the duration of the emergency period and also comes with a snooze button that allowed the operator to effortlessly extend and State of Emergency for another time period as per the operator.

    “The absolute best part of the S.E.O button is that I can declare an emergency whenever I want and I don’t have to go through any official channels,” stated outgoing New York mayor Bill de Blasio.

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