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    How To Lie And Call It Science

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    The rules of science have changed. Once founded on fact, the scientific community has begun to follow one another in an unprecedented move to abandon any scientific method for today’s discoveries.

    We have studied the new method for calling something science and will help you understand how to lie and call it science.

    Step 1. Believe your lie. You will be faced with reasonable doubts in the onset of your mission. Do not give into the established science, but rather recite this mantra every time doubts arise: Truth is in the eye of the beholder. Truth is in the eye of the beholder. Truth is in the eye of the beholder.

    Step 2. Deny. Deny. Deny. Deny all other facts that discredit your conclusion as false information and propaganda from the political party currently not in control of the government. This will force the media to side with your discovery and force the public to discredit the opposing media as hate speech.

    Step C. Avoidance. Do not address any questions, especially those of reason. Do not give any details as to support your scientific truth either. Instead, just restate your lie as if you are answering their question and follow that response with blaming the opposing political party for an unrelated issue.

    Step ?. Censorship. Last, in order to really make your lie scientific truth remove all arguments against your scientific statement from all social media platforms. Remember a lie is only a lie if no one believes it. Science is built on facts, facts that you do not have to have to call your issue science. Calling your lie science gives it weight and people cannot argue with what is called science. Censorship is the means as to which this is accomplish.

    Step It Doesn’t Matter. If all else fails just state the following: We are following the science. You can also just skip to this step if you need. By stating “we are following the science,” you do not need to say or prove anything else, all comments or data are implied.

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