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    WASHINGTON D.C. — President Biden wrote to Santa this week, his Christmas wishes released in a leaked email secured by Spaghetti Thumbs.

    Dear Santa,

    I know it’s been a while since I’ve written to you but I could really use a Christmas miracle this year. I know I deserve coal, but I’m asking that you look the other way on that one.

    You see my approval rating is the lowest any President has ever had. So I would like to start by asking that you raise my rating. Please make the people like me. I know I have made some bad decisions…did I ever tell you about the time that I worked as an elf in your workshop.

    What was I saying…

    Oh yes. I used to be an elf. I was in charge of toy distribution — I was fired from that job.

    Santa I know it’s been a while since I’ve written to you but I could really use a Christmas miracle this year. I know I deserve coal — wait, I think I already said that. Did I mention that I used to work for you as head of toy distribution. I digress.

    This year Santa I want a new Country to run. I think I broke this one. If you can’t give me that I understand and ask that you give me…give me…me…I forgot.

    Sincerely,

    President Joe

    P.S.

    If there is anyway you can give Vice President Harris a new laugh I would appreciate it.

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