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    Megatron Unleashes Omicron On The World

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    Authorities around the world have shut down travel once again, but this time for a new variant of the evil Decepticons, named Omicron.

    First spotted in South Africa, Omicron’s powers and destructive strength are unknown. While leaders all over the planet are scrambling to understand how to combat this new threat, Decepticon leader, Megatron, released this statement, “Your weapons are useless and ineffective against us — shut down your country’s and allow my apprentice to devour your cities.”

    Over the past several months Biden has allowed for millions of Decepticons to enter into the United States and many worry that he will easily allow for Omicron to enter as well. “Look folks let’s be real,” said Biden, “I really don’t care about this new De—De—this—ceptor or robot thinger — I just want the world to recognize me and give me credit for naming the it. End quote.”

    The Autobots are still nowhere to be found since they were defunded by the US government last year and canceled by social media for their posts about showing support for America.

    Spaghetti Thumbs will continue to bring you the latest developments as more information is uncovered.

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