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    Pharmaceutical Company Makes Vaccines To Cure Stupid. Democrats Call It Unethical

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    Tuesday morning pharmaceutical company Xtra Large Phrama announced that it had developed a revolutionary vaccine that eradicates stupidity.

    “The process took thousands of man hours, and a few monkey ones too, but we finally have isolated the part of the brain that cause one to make stupid decisions,” stated CEO Tom Wallison.

    Democrats on Washington were quick to call the drug immoral and unethical. House speaker Nancy Pelosi was the first to make a statement, “How smart one wants to be is not an issue of what one puts into their body but rather how one was born and to change that with a shot is not science.”

    Representative AOC added that, “It is a basic human right for one to chose whether they want to be I.Q. challenged or not.”

    On the other side of the aisle Republicans want the new miracle medicines be mandatory for all Americans. “This should be required medicine for all Americans. I only wish we had this when I was young,” said Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

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