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    Scientist Warn Global Warming Could Destroy The Cloud

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    A U.N. climate panel reported this morning that global warming is dangerously close to spiraling out of control. The exhaustively detailed 1 page report outlined how the world will suffer drastic disruptions to the cloud, if action is not taken immediately.

    U.N. Secretary General António Guterres called the report findings a “red alert” for humans everywhere. “We can not afford to let climate change continue at this pace for it will certainly destroy the cloud,” said the General. “There is absolutely no point to living on a green planet that has no cloud to store data — climate change is on a path to wipe out all social media.”

    China’s President Xi Jinping said that they would immediately require all factories to convert to child labor to reduce carbon emissions by 35% in order to do their part to save the cloud.

    President Joe Biden announced this afternoon that he would mandate that every American drive electric cars and later this week would sign an executive order to ban the drilling of oil, mining of coal, and production of electricity.

    The climates biggest advocate, Greta Thunberg, had this to say, “While I truly and deeply feel that there is nothing more important to me, and everyone, than climate change — there would be no point in trying to save the planet if I can’t post to social media about it and make lots of money from those posts.”

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