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    Sen. Warren Tests Positive For Covid Blames Elon Musk For Not Paying His Taxes

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    WASHINGTON — Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., said Sunday that she has contracted Covid despite being fully vaccinated.

    “I test regularly,” stated Warren. “I’ve been negative all my life, but this morning I tested positive for the highly contagious Omicron.”

    Warren said she is experiencing mild symptoms thanks to three shots of the miracle vaccine but quickly turned a sour tone.

    “Billionaires need to pay their fair share,” yelled Warren. “The only thing more contagious than Covid is hard working rich people not paying their fair share of taxes. I blame Elon Musk for this cold that I have contracted. Maybe if HE, along with the rest of the wealthy hard working people would give us more of their money we wouldn’t be in this predicament, I know for sure if Mr. Musk paid more taxes I would not have tested positive.”

    Sen. Bernie Sanders added, “We are living in unprecedented times. It is simply unbelievable that wealthy people like Elon Musk can avoid paying their fair share of taxes. If we don’t pass the wealth tax now — more senators will test positive for Covid.”

    California Governor Gavin Newsom pledged his support for Sen. Warren and promised to used his emergency powers to mandate that Elon Musk pay 1 billion dollars for each breakthrough case of Covid contracted by government officials.

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