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    Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey issued a warning about rising inflation this weekend via Twitter. “Hyperinflation is going to change everything. It’s happening.”

    The comments were quickly denounced by Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen who stated, “Americans should not worry about inflation. The President is not worried and has issued the reserve to print more money. With more money in circulation we will stay out in front of any inflation.”

    Inflation is at record levels and most Americans are feeling the pinch at stores with most all goods they buy. However, Jan Psaki doubled down on Secretary Yellen’s comments by stating, “This inflation we inherited and we are currently allowing more immigrants into the country to help reduce whatever inflation may be there — but there in none so don’t worry about it. The tweets made by Mr. Dorsey are false facts and Americans should disregard them.”

    Realizing that his tweet went against the Federal Government, Dorsey quickly banned himself from Twitter. In a press conference held today Jack Dorsey had this to say, “I am not in the social media business nor am I in the tech business — I am in the censorship business and I take my job very seriously to censor even tweet and person that I deem not acceptable. This even goes for me — so today I have banned myself from Tweeter.”

    SPAGHETTI THUMBS UPDATE: Dorsey currently awaits the launch of Trump’s new social media platform, TRUTH Social so he can not be censored again.

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