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    University To Offer Class On How To Properly Steal Taxpayers Money

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    Stanford University announced that they will include a new class next year to teach Political Science majors how to properly steal taxpayers money.

    “There is no more important skill for a politician than to know than how to steal taxpayer money,” said Stanford Dean Lee Wong. “In recent years we have seen a rise in government officials getting caught for stealing taxpayer money, or worse they have cheated themselves in not stealing as much as they could have — it’s an injustice we seek to correct.”

    The entry level class includes topics such as:

    • How to extort funds from non taxable items
    • How to raise taxes and get praised for it
    • How to hide illegal money from authorities
    • How to blackmail a CPA
    • How to deny any wrong doing

    Recent reports estimate that about 5 billion dollars has been left in the hands of taxpayers that could have been stolen properly by officials and used for person gain or bribes.

    “I feel utterly useless,” stated California governor Gavin Newsom. “I know I could have lined my pockets with so much more cash. I wish I had taken a class like this. I also wish I went to a better school like Stanford — I might have learned more than just how to properly steal money.”

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